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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 06:03

What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Dr No